Disclaimer: The below is not, in any way, meant to apologize for anything I may or may not have done/said/tweeted/etc... Nor, is it intended to make excuses. Anything I've done or said, either drunk or sober, is my responsibility, and I have to own that shit.
I name my cars after musicians, actresses and anime characters (JDM Only)... Specifically, Sailor Moon characters.
...because they tend to find awesome deals on cars I've always wanted and lusted over. (Mine is the Mazda 3)